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“Senators,” Mock, Jesus, Crucify Amazins on Sunday, 8-1, Rising Jordan Strands Church

On Sunday, April 26th, at Citifield, the reincarnated Washington Senators, now called the Nationals, really nailed Oliver Perez and the Amazin’ Mets pitching staff for eight runs, winning 8-1. The Washington bullpen put in a strong effort with a good performance by Garrett Mock, and the hitters were even better, featuring a home run by Jesus Flores. Nats’ starting pitcher Jordan Zimmerman, a rising star in the National League, was terrific. The Mets’ Ryan Church got to first base but was stranded, as were most of the Mets’ runners, who scattered six singles for only one run.